ya im a vegetarian but i replace all my animal eating tendencies with fake animals. like animal crackers and swedish fish and goldfish. its a great system.



don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome)


do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes


anybody who adds shit like ‘follow for fitness’ on reblogs deserve to have their head bitten off by an overzealous crocodile.